1: Ha-ha! Have you heard?
3: What?
1: About the headstrong habidasher heartily harrassing a heavy-handed heathen?
2: I haven't.
3: And a haggard hamster hafting hairy haemorroids?
1: How horrid!
2: I heard a hallmark hero become a heretical hermit to henceforth help a herd of handsome high-brow hedgehogs.
4: Well I hearkened to a harem of handicap hawks performing hara-kiri whilst a harlot harlequin harnessed a harp via harpoon, herself haughty and with a horrible hunch. A haven turn to havoc when a harrowed hermaphrodite hick heaved a halberd hastily hither, a horrendous hornet studying horticulture, hounding a hungover husband to hos